Matt Jones

Raging Cow Roulette

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Apparently, half the population are resistant to vCJD, the human form of Mad Cow Disease. That's good news, but scientists may have discovered the rather grisly explanation for this statistic: half of us are descended from human-flesh-eating troglodytes that evolved the resistant gene through exposure to an earlier form of the disease.

Mr G.W. Bush will be immune then.