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I drive an automatic, not the
usual manual or stick-shift as most people drive in
Europe. Automatic
transmissions are great, especially for city driving;
just go and stop, none of this tedious clutch business. I
thought I’d miss driving a manual car and the extra
control it gives, and I was worried that I’d keep
pressing the brake thinking it was the clutch, sending me
through the windscreen every time I wanted to change
gear. I soon got used to it though and started to enjoy
the overall smoothness of driving an automatic. However,
my enjoyment changed to sheer hatred of it after an
unfortunate event on Christmas Eve, of all days. To bore
you with the technicalities, the ignition system of the
car only works if the gear selector is in the ‘park’
position. Some kind of electrical contact is made in
‘park’ mode which allows you to start the car. Now over
the last couple of months, this electrical contact
underneath the gear lever hasn’t been working properly,
meaning I have to give the lever a bit of ‘gentle
persuasion’ in order for it to make contact and start the
car. Anyway, I was on my way back from a night in the pub
with some old friends [staying sober obviously], and I
was having the same old trouble with the gear selector,
it just wouldn’t go far enough forward for the ignition
to work. So, I decided to push it a bit more than I
perhaps should have done, and to my dismay, the darn
thing snapped clean off. It was like something from
The Three
Stooges. So I was stranded, on the first hour of
Christmas Day, with an immobile car, all because of a
millimetre gap between two bits of metal. I was glad that
I managed to get a lift home, but the fact that I didn’t
have a functioning car anymore played on the back of my
mind over Christmas. On Boxing Day, we returned with a
crow bar and some pliers; I was gonna get the bloomin’
thing home, whatever it took. We managed to start the
engine with the help of the crow bar [it wasn’t a pretty
sight], but then we had the problem of getting it into
reverse and then into ‘drive’; luckily, the pair of
pliers just about did the trick, and I was able to get it
home without towing it. Anyway, I think I’ll stick to
manual cars in the future.So, all that was hassle that I
didn’t need over the Christmas break, which otherwise
went OK; I got many nice presents including a few books:
The Language of Media by Lev Manovich and
The Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking, the
latter of which has been making my brain hurt for the
last few days. Here’s a transcript from one of his
lectures on the beginning
of time.