My flat is on the second floor of a terraced house which is next to a Home of some description, the second floor resident/patient of which likes to listen to ‘Heartbeat’ by Buddy Holly and The Crickets, every day… 3 times.

The couple living in flat directly below me like Westlife, they play Westlife almost every day. At the moment they are playing ‘Uptown Girl’ by Billy Joel.

I think I need to go and have a lie down.