I had to blink and rub my eyes when I looked at the news this morning; Saddam has been captured. Apparently, he was hiding in a cellar wearing a false beard; I’ve got visions of a Scooby-Doo style unmasking… ‘and I would have got away with it… blah blah blah’. . Update: Well the cellar was, in fact, an eight foot deep hole in the ground and the beard was very much real.