Kraftwerk’s Florian Schneider never gives interviews, or at least, interviews he takes seriously. For Brazillian TV in 1998, he gave the interviewer one-word answers as she desperately tried to make them sound more interesting translated into Portuguese.

Here’s another, way more bizarre, interview he gave in 2001 under the pseudonym ‘Don Schneider’. Being a monoglot, I haven’t got a clue what they’re saying, but then I suspect a Spanish speaking person wouldn’t either.