Matt Jones

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Saddam Arrested

I had to blink and rub my eyes when I looked at the news this morning; Saddam has been captured. Apparently, he was hiding in a cellar wearing a false beard; I’ve got visions of a Scooby-Doo style unmasking… ‘and I would have got away with it… blah blah blah’.. Update: Well the cellar was, in fact, an eight foot deep hole in the ground and the beard was very much real.

7 Responses to “Saddam Arrested”

  1. Stu Says:

    Are they sure it’s not one of his imposters?

  2. Matt Says:

    I think it’s been confirmed by a DNA test.

  3. Stu Says:

    Just seen the video from his medical examination. It’s him alright. The beard’s real. I think we’ll be seeing that image a lot a during the coming week.

  4. Matt Says:

    http://www.petercooper.co.uk/photos/saddammouth.gif

  5. natis Says:

    Good photo. Too bad this will make Baby Bush even harder to beat in the coming election. At least there is still the “where is Bin-Laden?” card for a while.

  6. Tommy Says:

    Medical exam? Looked like they were searching him for cyanide.

  7. aaa951357 Says:

    Does anyone know where I can find “Saddam got Arrested in a Rathole”?
    It’s a parody of “Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer”…

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