Got a Historic Royal Palace? Would like to increase ticket sales over the Christmas period? Simple, here’s what you need:
- A black & white CCTV camera, activated and pointing to:
- A large, mysterious wooden door (opened).
- A willing employee (in period costume)
For instant world-wide publicity, simply:
And there you have it; spurred by the festive time of year when news should be fun and light-hearted, it shall be covered on all major news networks across the globe. Your ticket sales will surely sky-rocket over Christmas and into the New Year as visitors flock to see the ‘ghost’ for themselves.
The Guardian have announced the winners of this year’s British Blog Awards. The majority of the winning entries I’ve never come across before, which is probably a good thing if it’s going to promote lesser known weblogs to a wider audience. I’d agree that The Big Smoker is a well designed blog although its design and content have been heavily influenced by Gothamist. There’s nothing wrong with that, although I’d expect more originality from a site that’s won an award for its design.
Imagine a particle of light reflected off the surface of the earth at the very point in time at which you are born. That particle of light begins its journey into space and, every so often, it hits objects like stars. So, say you reach your 1st birthday, and 1 year after beginning its journey the particle of light finally reaches a star, then that star is 1 Light Year distant from the Earth. This is the basis for Matt Webb’s Light Cone RSS Feed Generator; the older you get, the more stars that light hits and more stars get added to the feed. In fact, you would have to be 4 years and 3 months old before your light hits its first star, as the nearest star to us – Proxima Centauri – is 4.22 Light Years away from us. According to my RSS feed, the most recent star to be hit by my Light Cone is Xi Ursae Majoris which is 27.2 light years from the earth.
For me, the Light Cone model makes it easier to understand the baffling relationship between time and space. If we reverse the direction of the light, we can say that when we look at Xi Ursae Majoris in the night sky, we are looking at it as it was 27.2 years ago, and the more distant the object the further back in time we are looking. Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity tells us that time and space are linked together and that matter distorts this so-called fabric which is what we experience as gravity. The higher density the matter, the stronger the gravitational force .
Now, going back to our Light Cone, the further it travels in space, the further back we are looking in time. We know that the Universe is expanding, so as the Light Cone travels through space, it’s passing through a point where the Universe was younger and therefore more dense. Now here’s the killer, as it travels further and further back, the density of matter in the young Universe gets so high that the Light Cone is distorted and bends in – like the shape of a tear-drop – to a single point in time and space, a point known as the Big Bang. OK, so I’ve been reading Stephen Hawking books and all this is perhaps an over-simplication of complex physics that I will never understand, that said I like to at least try and wrap my limited brain round all this stuff.
I had to blink and rub my eyes when I looked at the news this morning; Saddam has been captured. Apparently, he was hiding in a cellar wearing a false beard; I’ve got visions of a Scooby-Doo style unmasking… ‘and I would have got away with it… blah blah blah’.. Update: Well the cellar was, in fact, an eight foot deep hole in the ground and the beard was very much real.
